What is leadership

The Buck Stops Here

The sign "The Buck Stops Here" that was on President Truman's desk at 

White House ... 

Patience

Malu pan

Nun and the soldier

If Adam and Eve were Chinese

Big data is like

Life is not a fairytale

Equality equity and reality

Smart millionaire

An Indian man walks into the New York City bank

and asks for the loan officer. He tells the Loan Officer that he was going to India for some business for 2 weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. 

The Loan Officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan. So the Indian man hands over the keys and the

documents of the new Ferrari car parked on the street in front of the bank. The loan officer consults the president of the bank,

Produces all the required items and everything

check out to be OK. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as a security for the loan. 

The bank president and the Loan Officer had a good laugh at the Indian For keeping a $750,000 Ferrari as a security and taking only $5,000 has a loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari Into the banks underground garage and parks it there. 

Two weeks later the Indian returns and pays $5000 and the interest which comes to it $15.41. Seeing this, loan officer says, “Sir, we are very happy to have your business

And this transaction has worked out very nicely,

but we are a little puzzled.

While you are away, we checked you out and

Found out that you were a multi millionaire. What puzzled us was why would you bother to

borrow $5000?” The Indian replies

"Where else in the New York City can I park my

car for 2 weeks and

For only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I

return".

This is a true incident and the Indian is none other than... "VIJAY MALLYA"

Psychotherapist

Intelligent man

Robber

During a robbery, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: “Don’t move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you.” Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called “Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking. When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: “Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!” This is called “Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do! When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): “Big brother, let’s count how much we got.” The older robber rebutted and said: “You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!” This is called “Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications! After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: “Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”. This is called “Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!

The supervisor says: “It will be good if there is a robbery every month.” This is called “Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job. The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: “We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!” This is called “Knowledge is worth as much as gold!”

The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.This is called “Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks! So who are the real robbers here?

Cost of ambition

Horse and pig

Iceland

Mountain vs pebble