Global opinions about marriage

🌐Some global opinions on marriages.. 

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

- Al Gore 😛😛

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

- Socrates 😝😝

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

- Mike Tyson 😝😝

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs 📄with me.

- Bill Clinton  😉😉

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." 

- George W. Bush 👻

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

- Rudy Giuliani 💣

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

- Michael Jordan 😜😜

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it.

2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

- Shaquille O'Neal 😘😘

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once..

- Kobe Bryant😡😡

You know what I did before I married?? Anything I wanted to.

- David Hasselhoff😞😞

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

- Alec Baldwin 😥😥

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

- Barack Obama😳😳

When you are in love, 

Wonders happen.

But once you get married, 

You wonder, what happened. 

😜😁😂

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Philosophy of marriage :

At the beginning,

every wife treats her husband as GOD..

Later,

somehow don't know why..

alphabets get reversed.. 

   

🍁An Excellent Line...

"Marriage is a beautiful forest where Brave Lions are killed by beautiful Deers".😜😂🍁

How poor we are

One day a father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose of showing his son how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family. On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, “How was the trip?”

“It was great, Dad.”

“Did you see how poor people live?” the father asked.

“Oh yeah,” said the son.

“So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?” asked the father.

The son answered, “I saw that we have one dog and they had four. We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden, and they have a creek that has no end. We have imported lanterns in our garden, and they have the stars at night. Our patio reaches to the front yard, and they have the whole horizon. We have a small piece of land to live on, and they have fields that go beyond our sight. We have servants who serve us, but they serve others. We buy our food, but they grow theirs. We have walls around our property to protect us; they have friends to protect them.”

The boy’s father was speechless.

Then his son added, “Thanks, Dad, for showing me how poor we are.”