Accident

A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car.  Both of their cars were badly damaged, but amazingly neither of them were found hurt.  

After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; "Wow, just look at our cars!  There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.  This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." 

The man replied, "I agree with you completely.  This must be a sign from God!" 

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle.  My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of 75 year old scotch didn't break.  Surely God meant for us to drink this vintage delicacy and celebrate our good fortune." 

Then she handed the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opened it, drank half the bottle and then handed it back to the woman. The woman took the bottle, immediately put the cap back on, and handed it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" She replies, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the police." 😎😎😎😎😎

 

 

Adam ate the apple too! Men will never learn! 😂😂😂

Don't wait for the parrot to die

Don’t wait for the parrot to die

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The story is told of a woman who bought a parrot to keep her company, but she returned it the next day.

*“This bird doesn't talk,”* she told the owner.

*”Does he have a mirror in his cage?”* he asked. *“Parrots love mirrors. They see their reflection and start a conversation.”*

The woman bought a mirror and left. The next day she returned; the bird still wasn't talking.

*"How about a ladder? Parrots love ladders.The happy parrot is a talkative parrot.”* 

The woman bought a ladder and left. But the next day, she was back. 

*“Does your parrot have a swing? No? Well, that’s the problem. Once he starts swinging, he’ll talk up a storm.”*

The woman reluctantly bought a swing and left.

When she walked into the store the next day, her countenance had changed.

*“The parrot died,”* she said. 

The pet store owner was shocked.

*“I’m so sorry. Tell me, did he ever say anything?”* he asked.

*“Yes, right before it died,”* the woman replied.

*“In a weak voice, it asked me, ‘Don’t they sell any food at that pet store?’"*

Sometimes we forget what’s really important in life. We get so caught up in things that are good while neglecting the things that are truly necessary.

Take a moment to do a *“priority check”, and strive for what is most* important today.

*Don’t wait for the parrot to die...!!*

Shopping dog

One night, just before the shopkeeper was about to close the shop, a dog came into the shop.

There was a bag in its mouth. The bag had a list of items to be bought and money. The shopkeeper took the money and kept the items in the bag.

Immediately, The dog picked up the bag of items and left. The shopkeeper was surprised and went behind the dog to see who the owner was.

The dog waited at the bus stop. After sometime, a bus came and the dog got into the bus. As soon as the conductor came, it moved forward to show his neck belt which had money and the address as well. The conductor took the money and put the ticket in his neck belt again.

When it reached the destination, the dog went to the front and wagged his tail indicating that he wanted to get down. The moment the bus stopped, it got down. The shopkeeper was still following it.

The dog knocked on the door of a house with its legs. Its owner came from inside and beat it with a stick.

The shocked shopkeeper asked him "why are you beating the dog?", to which the owner replied, "he disturbed my sleep. It could have taken the keys with it."

This is the truth of life. There is no end to the expectations people have from you. The moment you go wrong, they start pointing at our mistakes. All the good done in the past is forgotten. Any small mistake committed then gets magnified. This is the nature of this material world.!!!