Advice

*Nice line from Ratan Tata's Lecture- in London* (!)👉1. Don't educate your children to be rich. Educate them to be Happy. So when they grow up they will know the value of things not the price. (!)👉2. "Eat your food as your medicines. Otherwise you have to eat medicines as your food." (!)👉3. The One who loves you will never leave you because even if there are 100 reasons to give up he/she will find one reason to hold on. (!)👉4. There is a lot of difference between _human being_ and _being human._ A Few understand it. (!)👉5. You are loved when you are born. You will be loved when you die. In between You have to manage...! (!)👉6. If u want to Walk Fast,  Walk Alone..! But  if u want to Walk Far, Walk Together..!! (!)👉7. Six Best Doctors in the World- 1.Sunlight 2.Rest 3.Exercise 4.Diet 5.Self Confidence & 6.Friends Maintain them in all stages of Life and enjoy healthy life (!)👉8. If you see the moon ..... You see the beauty of God ..... If you see the Sun ..... You see the power of God ..... And .... If you see the Mirror ..... You see the best Creation of GOD .... So Believe in YOURSELF..... We all are tourists & God is our travel agent who  already fixed all our Routes Reservations & Destinations. *So Trust him & Enjoy the "Trip" called LIFE...* Send to all people who are important to you..😊 I just did 👍

Fun economics

A little fun economics to lighten up your day...

Wife to her Accountant husband: 

what is inflation?

Husband: 

Earlier you were 36-24-36.

But now you are 48-40-48....

Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before. 

This is INFLATION.😜

Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.

Interviewer: What is Recession? 

Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!!😜

Accountancy fact:

What is the difference between Liability & Asset?

A drunk friend is liability.

But, 

A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset. 😜😜😜😜

An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives.

A- Monopoly should be broken.

B- Competition improves the quality of service.

If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!

If u have 2 wives, They will fight for you!!

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When you are in love,

Wonders happen.

But once you get married,

You wonder, what happened.

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Philosophy of marriage:

At the beginning,

every wife treats her husband as GOD.

Later, somehow don't know why..

alphabets get reversed..

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Secret formula for married couples...

"Love One Another"

And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle!!!

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Don't laugh alone...

Pass it on!!🌌 😄😄