Indian Doctor

*Laugh at this* :

An Indian Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in US so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100

A American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic...

*Lawyer* :  "I have lost my sense of taste"

*Indian doctor* :  "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"

*Lawyer* :  "Ugh..this is kerosene"

*Indian doctor* :  "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20"

The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...

*Lawyer* :  "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"

*Indian doctor* :  "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"

*Lawyer (annoyed)* :  "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"

*Indian doctor* : "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20"

The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.

*Lawyer* :  "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all "

*Indian doctor* :  "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100"

*Lawyer (staring at the note)* : "But this is $20, not $100"

*Indian doctor* :  "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"

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Don't know who wrote this.. Hats off to him......